WHOOOAAAA! An earthquake in Dallas?!?! Too bad my life is so insanely turbulent that I didn't even know about it until my momma informed me via text. And then I started thinking about life and mortality and natural disasters and got uber meditative. And somber.              Then..... I went to work and, (don't get me wrong, I work my patootie off), I forgot about being somber and put on a mustache!       I love my job!