If I had more hours in the day, I would just fill them up and would still have a daily unfinished to do list. I need to take a breath. I simply don't have the time.

ridiculous things I have recently found myself saying

• don't put grapes in your bellybutton
• no, the toys do not belong in the toilet
• today was a short day. I only worked 11 hours
• no you cannot have a tattoo
• no, you didn't eat the dog